20 Last Minute Father's Day Gifts For The Alpha Dad
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Let me guess, you either waited until the last minute or your Dad is hard to shop for when it comes to awesome Father's Day gifts. Don't you worry grasshopper, the experts at GoofyDads have you covered. These 20 Father's Day gifts will make it to you in time thanks to Amazon Prime. Do you see what I did there?
1. Retro Gaming Emulator With 10,000+ Games
Guess what? Your Dad probably knows the Contra code and spent hours upon hours trying to figure out Zelda. He may know how to beat Bald Bull too. Why not let him enjoy those memories with an easy to hook up emulator that plays over 10,000 games? Yep, he can play those classics through his TV like the old days. This one may have a $15 off coupon.
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2. The Man Fork
Yes, you read that right. There is a very good chance that your Dad likes to eat. This 6 prong design will allow for bigger bites or more food, resulting in maximum Dad efficiency.
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This one doesn't need an explanation. If he knows who Hasbulla is, he will laugh. If he doesn't know who Hasbulla is, you get to hear him say "Who's that", and you can laugh.
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4. Deluxe Hot Sauce Making Kit, Ghost Pepper Edition
There isn't an alpha Dad on the planet who doesn't like to push his heat tolerance with the poor choices in food he eats. So, let your Dad make his own butthole rocket fuel.
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5. Magnetic Wristband Tool Belt
If your Dad is working on something, there is a 99.99% chance he has dropped a screw, a washer, a nut, or something else before going off on a meltdown. This will help him, we promise.
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6. Righteous Felon Beef Jerky Basket
Unless your Dad is a vegan, this 8-pack of beef jerky will force him to declare that you are indeed his favorite child or wife. Sweet. Spicy. Yep, this basket has you covered. Seriously though, you can't go wrong with giving your Dad meat sticks.
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7. Smokehouse Ultimate Grilling Spice Set
Dad just laced up those fresh Air Monarchs and is about to fire up the grill to put on an alpha grillmaster show. Except, he needs some spices to really establish his dominance over those beta neighborhood Dads. This has him covered.
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8. Zitahli Slim Wallet for Men
My Dad's wallet looks like a leather softball because it lacks efficiency and a minimalist approach to carrying his crap around. It's basically his back pocket purse. Get your Dad hip with a new wallet that doesn't look like he's carrying a suitcase in his pants. These are great wallets and he needs one.
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9. Wall Mounted Power Tool Organizer
My Dad never knows where his power tools are or better yet, the batteries. Unfortunately, I've inherited those same DNA attributes. Nothing makes an alpha Dad happier than knowing his tools are organized. Seriously.
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10. Cocktail Smoker Kit With Torch
Does your Dad like have a mustache? If not, drinking smoked cocktails is known to stimulate alpha mustache growing hair follicles as well as libido. He will definitely love this one, unless he's Ned Flanders.
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Beer and a Viking Mug. Do I really need to say anything else to convince you that this is something your Dad needs?
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12. Ancient Forged Butcher Knife
Look, I don't know a single Dad who doesn't appreciate a good knife. Better, a knife that looks like something from Game of Thrones. This bad boy is waiting to make your Dad happy. Zero chance he's disappointed with this one.
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13. Apron with Bottle Opener and Hand Towel
When Dad puts this one, he is ready to get down to business either on the grill, in the kitchen, or in his workshop. Durable and useful and alpha.
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I'm not even wasting my time with a write up about WHY your Dad needs these. If you can't see the alpha in this, you're a terrible child.
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15. Yellowstone Ride Men's Cologne
Chances are, your Dad thinks he is John Dutton. We all know he is not, but that doesn't mean he can't smell like him. This stuff smells great and he will be fighting your Mom off of him.
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Dad loves talking about his whiskey collection, but can he serve his guest from a globe decanter? I didn't think so and that's why he needs this.
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17. FADEKING® Professional Hair Clippers
Fade King makes the Lambo of hair clippers and your Dad needs some for his manscaping efforts. These cut smooth and he can fade that beard or butt hair like a boss.
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18. DR. JEKYLL Bar Soap for Men
I don't care what any Dad says, we love to smell good. This set of 5 masculine bars of soap will send your Dad into the Alpha heavens.
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19. Oak Barrel for Aging Whiskey
Patience is key to being an alpha Dad and aging whiskey in an oak barrel to improve the tasting experience is something that your Dad wants in his life. Trust me.
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Is it time for your Dad to officially become an Alpha Dad? Has he improved with the grill skills and lines in his lawn? What better way to show you appreciation than helping his pave his way into the next level.